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No, I will not wear a purple and fur suit and hat.

But I will pimp like a pimpin' thing.A BDSM-themed New York theater project involving the multi-talented mithrigil needs the money to get off the ground:Dogboy & JustineAnd I made a video for Dan...

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So, one of the natural consequences of being a young woman working on a military base that houses a whole infantry division is that I (like the rest of my coworkers) get a lot of very, very pathetic...

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Life is pwning me right now.

I am fighting back as best I can but the fact that my doctor told me to step up my antidepressant dosage says the score is against me.I am bigger than this mistake. I will get better.But first I need...

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Writer's Block: Sweat it out

Bad memories from school days. BAD BAD BAD. I know that most kids don't get enough active time right now and school seems like the natural place to rectify that, but I never had a gym class that kept...

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Fuck my fucking defective brain chemistry.

I want to scrape my brain out with a spoon and replace it with something more useful--like rice pudding.Either that or I want to disembowel a library patron with a book end and eat their entrails.AND...

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My religion runs on coffee, rational debate, and gay marriage

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Pepper Spray of Looking at All Sides of the Question.Get yours.

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A Few of My Favorite Things

Recent conversation with 7owti5 (for context, I recently moved from an apartment to a two-room sublet within a single-family home and I was unpacking as we chatted):Me: Is it a bad sign that I have a...

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Writer's Block: It’s a small world

The Graduate Library at the University of Michigan. It felt so beautiful just to get <i>lost</i> in there among the shelves: titles leaping out at me, begging me to crack them open; the...

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Stop the Arizona birth control bill

Originally posted by nagaina_ryuuoh at Stop the Arizona birth control billOriginally posted by aberranteyes at Stop the Arizona birth control billOriginally posted by lienne at Stop the Arizona birth...

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Saiyuki Fic: Rapunzel,Rapunzel

Fandom:Saiyuki GaidenTitle: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel…"Author/Artist:thenakedcatPairing(s): Tenpou/Konzen if you squint, Konzen + Goku bondingRating: G, completely safe for baby hereticsSummary: There’s more...

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Saiyuki Fic: A Sanzo By Any Other Name

Fandom: Saiyuki Reload, Saiyuki GaidenTitle: A Sanzo By Any Other NameAuthor/Artist:  thenakedcatPairing(s): No pairings. Appearances by Konzen/Sanzo and Goku.Rating: PGish. Profanity because Sanzo's a...

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Help Us Support Planned Parenthood

Originally posted by lickety_split at Help Us Support Planned ParenthoodOriginally posted by theljstaff at Help Us Support Planned ParenthoodJoin us in standing up for reproductive health and...

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Saiyuki Burial FST

Title: White Jade Rabbit: A Saiyuki Burial FSTAuthor/Artist:thenakedcatRating: PG-13, this is messed-up-backstory musicSize: 16 songs, 1 hour running time, 96.4MBPrologueIt was a silence that could...

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Saiyuki Fic: Why Is It Always Bananas, Anyway?

Fandom: SaiyukiTitle: Why Is It Always Bananas, Anyway?Author/Artist:  thenakedcatPairing(s): Implicit 585, future 393 discussed.Rating: PG-13, suggestive produce but no sex acts onscreen.Summary: It’s...

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OMG U GAIZ FARRO IS LEGIT AWESOME

So apparently there is ancient wheat cultivar called "farro" that the Romans used but that now is planted mainly as groundcover between cash-crop seasons. And certain avant garde chefs took this...

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Affordable Care Cat

...which is an ADORABLE and very real blog on Tumblr. Go coo at it and then come back here.This is late-breaking, I know, but I thought in light of the Supreme Court's ruling on the Afforable Care Act,...

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SCIENCE: IT MOTHERFUCKING WORKS

Like every other good geek grrl with an Internet connection, I was watching the live stream from NASA when Curiosity alighted on Mars like a minivan-sized metal ballerina, and the contact high from the...

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Romney's gonna fire Big Bird

Mitt. Mittens. Walter Mitty Romnekins.The ONLY thing you said during the first debate that people are going to remember (and BTW, that was some impressive wall-to-wall lying you did...do you think you...

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Wibbling for Robots, Part Deux

To the animators at NASA who put together the little video about the scientific legacy of the Galileo mission*:Okay, so your idea of how to edit scenes makes it pretty clear why you didn't end up with...

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So I walk up to teh Intarwebs and I say,

"Intarwebs, I have had a shitty, shitty day. I had to postpone an important job interview because last night I came down with the screaming trots. So it was LITERALLY shitty."The Intarwebs reply,...

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A Conversation From Work the Other Day:

CUSTOMER: * buying a chocolate-covered Twinkie * Do I need to refrigerate this to keep it from spoiling?ME: * ringing up her chocolate-covered Twinkie * Well, you might want to just to make sure the...

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On the topic of Obama regaining the momentum on 538...

Me: NOW IF WE CAN JUST GET ONE MORE POTENTIAL REPUBLICAN SENATOR TO SAY WHAT HE REALLY THINKS ABOUT RAPE...Jessica: or poor peopleor like anythingMe: Yes let's face it most of what they say is...

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Not QUITE Hetalia. But close.

SOMETIMEAGOKit: Sweden is such a hipster country, with the beards and the cheap modernist furniture and the national Twitter account.Me: Yes but does Sweden have a Tumblr?Kit: It's...

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OMGWTFTAXSEASON

Preparing taxes for the second year in a row.Managing a WalMart tax prep kiosk for the first year in a row.Had the kind of opening day nightmares are made of.OMG WHY DO I HAVE THE "FUCKED UP TAX...

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Happy birthday, Furiosity!

And many happy returns of the day!

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