No, I will not wear a purple and fur suit and hat.
But I will pimp like a pimpin' thing.A BDSM-themed New York theater project involving the multi-talented mithrigil needs the money to get off the ground:Dogboy & JustineAnd I made a video for Dan...
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So, one of the natural consequences of being a young woman working on a military base that houses a whole infantry division is that I (like the rest of my coworkers) get a lot of very, very pathetic...
View ArticleLife is pwning me right now.
I am fighting back as best I can but the fact that my doctor told me to step up my antidepressant dosage says the score is against me.I am bigger than this mistake. I will get better.But first I need...
View ArticleWriter's Block: Sweat it out
Bad memories from school days. BAD BAD BAD. I know that most kids don't get enough active time right now and school seems like the natural place to rectify that, but I never had a gym class that kept...
View ArticleFuck my fucking defective brain chemistry.
I want to scrape my brain out with a spoon and replace it with something more useful--like rice pudding.Either that or I want to disembowel a library patron with a book end and eat their entrails.AND...
View ArticleMy religion runs on coffee, rational debate, and gay marriage
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Pepper Spray of Looking at All Sides of the Question.Get yours.
View ArticleA Few of My Favorite Things
Recent conversation with 7owti5 (for context, I recently moved from an apartment to a two-room sublet within a single-family home and I was unpacking as we chatted):Me: Is it a bad sign that I have a...
View ArticleWriter's Block: It’s a small world
The Graduate Library at the University of Michigan. It felt so beautiful just to get <i>lost</i> in there among the shelves: titles leaping out at me, begging me to crack them open; the...
View ArticleStop the Arizona birth control bill
Originally posted by nagaina_ryuuoh at Stop the Arizona birth control billOriginally posted by aberranteyes at Stop the Arizona birth control billOriginally posted by lienne at Stop the Arizona birth...
View ArticleSaiyuki Fic: Rapunzel,Rapunzel
Fandom:Saiyuki GaidenTitle: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel…"Author/Artist:thenakedcatPairing(s): Tenpou/Konzen if you squint, Konzen + Goku bondingRating: G, completely safe for baby hereticsSummary: There’s more...
View ArticleSaiyuki Fic: A Sanzo By Any Other Name
Fandom: Saiyuki Reload, Saiyuki GaidenTitle: A Sanzo By Any Other NameAuthor/Artist: thenakedcatPairing(s): No pairings. Appearances by Konzen/Sanzo and Goku.Rating: PGish. Profanity because Sanzo's a...
View ArticleHelp Us Support Planned Parenthood
Originally posted by lickety_split at Help Us Support Planned ParenthoodOriginally posted by theljstaff at Help Us Support Planned ParenthoodJoin us in standing up for reproductive health and...
View ArticleSaiyuki Burial FST
Title: White Jade Rabbit: A Saiyuki Burial FSTAuthor/Artist:thenakedcatRating: PG-13, this is messed-up-backstory musicSize: 16 songs, 1 hour running time, 96.4MBPrologueIt was a silence that could...
View ArticleSaiyuki Fic: Why Is It Always Bananas, Anyway?
Fandom: SaiyukiTitle: Why Is It Always Bananas, Anyway?Author/Artist: thenakedcatPairing(s): Implicit 585, future 393 discussed.Rating: PG-13, suggestive produce but no sex acts onscreen.Summary: It’s...
View ArticleOMG U GAIZ FARRO IS LEGIT AWESOME
So apparently there is ancient wheat cultivar called "farro" that the Romans used but that now is planted mainly as groundcover between cash-crop seasons. And certain avant garde chefs took this...
View ArticleAffordable Care Cat
...which is an ADORABLE and very real blog on Tumblr. Go coo at it and then come back here.This is late-breaking, I know, but I thought in light of the Supreme Court's ruling on the Afforable Care Act,...
View ArticleSCIENCE: IT MOTHERFUCKING WORKS
Like every other good geek grrl with an Internet connection, I was watching the live stream from NASA when Curiosity alighted on Mars like a minivan-sized metal ballerina, and the contact high from the...
View ArticleRomney's gonna fire Big Bird
Mitt. Mittens. Walter Mitty Romnekins.The ONLY thing you said during the first debate that people are going to remember (and BTW, that was some impressive wall-to-wall lying you did...do you think you...
View ArticleWibbling for Robots, Part Deux
To the animators at NASA who put together the little video about the scientific legacy of the Galileo mission*:Okay, so your idea of how to edit scenes makes it pretty clear why you didn't end up with...
View ArticleSo I walk up to teh Intarwebs and I say,
"Intarwebs, I have had a shitty, shitty day. I had to postpone an important job interview because last night I came down with the screaming trots. So it was LITERALLY shitty."The Intarwebs reply,...
View ArticleA Conversation From Work the Other Day:
CUSTOMER: * buying a chocolate-covered Twinkie * Do I need to refrigerate this to keep it from spoiling?ME: * ringing up her chocolate-covered Twinkie * Well, you might want to just to make sure the...
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Me: NOW IF WE CAN JUST GET ONE MORE POTENTIAL REPUBLICAN SENATOR TO SAY WHAT HE REALLY THINKS ABOUT RAPE...Jessica: or poor peopleor like anythingMe: Yes let's face it most of what they say is...
View ArticleNot QUITE Hetalia. But close.
SOMETIMEAGOKit: Sweden is such a hipster country, with the beards and the cheap modernist furniture and the national Twitter account.Me: Yes but does Sweden have a Tumblr?Kit: It's...
View ArticleOMGWTFTAXSEASON
Preparing taxes for the second year in a row.Managing a WalMart tax prep kiosk for the first year in a row.Had the kind of opening day nightmares are made of.OMG WHY DO I HAVE THE "FUCKED UP TAX...
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